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- Adam, how many chicks have you done it with?
- What is your plan for me, Adam?
- How’d you get such great triceps?
- How’d you get such great delts?
- Your face is an awesome face (not a question, I know, but he’ll probably bring it up)
- How do the three shells work in Demolition Man? I know you didn’t make the movie, but I’m stumped and clearly you’re a problem solver.
- How’d you get such great quads?
- What’s the fastest route to work? I bet your way is faster than Ders’ way.
- Can you teach me how to dougie?
- Why “Jagger’s” moves?
- Where’s the best place to get pizza in Rancho Cucamonga?
- What’s Alice’s deal?
- Can I party with you when you come to Heaven?
- When do you want to die? Check this box for “Never”.
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